TESTING! TESTING!

Hello, gentle visitors! Welcome to my humble blog, where dreams come to die and Eighties' pop stars are made into furniture! This is just a test...a sample, if you will.

So, there you go. I'm a virgin blogger, so be gentle with me. I'm very fragile and I've a touch of man flu. As this blog develops and I hopefully become a published novelist (I hate the term 'novelist', so bloody pretentious) in time, I'll be commenting on various subjects, mostly horror-related of course, so feel free to pop in for a bowl of long-pig stew and a suspiciously salty meat pie.


Don't be scared.